Cyborg Cop

If you’ve ever plunged the depths of a bargain bin filled with DVDs then it’s likely that you’ve seen the cover of this film, buried no doubt under a pile of dozens of unsold copies of other bargain bin classics like “Carnosaur 3: Primal Species”. I swear I’ve seen these two films hundreds of times over the years, which leads me to believe that either there are a lot of these films out there or that I just keep happening to come across the same dozen or so copies that are perpetually bought and then sold back to secondhand DVD shops.

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xXx Review

I’m quite possibly opening a can or worms with this review. Before Christmas I started receiving hundreds of referrals from a fetish website after I posted my review of Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker, which happened to have an unfortunate thumbnail of a half man half doll type creature thrusting a women with his penisless, flesh-coloured crotch. Admittedly, it did kind of look like porn — albeit weird, doll-themed porn — but the video itself was fairly innocent.

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