Sweet Valley High

For young boys growing up in the ’90s, this programme was like finding a collection of damp, discarded porn magazines in a wood. At first you were confused, perhaps even a little grossed out by what you saw; you knew that what you were looking at wasn’t really appropriate for children, but still, curiosity got the better of you and you were left scratching your head, weird new feelings raging,¬†staring blankly at images like this:

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Cyborg Cop

If you’ve ever plunged the depths of a bargain bin filled with DVDs then it’s likely that you’ve seen the cover of this film, buried no doubt under a pile of dozens of unsold copies of other bargain bin classics like “Carnosaur 3: Primal Species”. I swear I’ve seen these two films hundreds of times over the years, which leads me to believe that either there are a lot of these films out there or that I just keep happening to come across the same dozen or so copies that are perpetually bought and then sold back to secondhand DVD shops.

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News of the World Baffled by Repercussions of Committing Crimes

First The Daily Sport and now this. The News of the World is scheduled to cease publication, leaving behind a legacy of celebrity scoops, tits and adverts. Admittedly, it was an awful paper, but it had it’s moments, didn’t it? I can’t think of anything off the top of my head, but it has been being published for, like, you know, ages. That story about Wayne Rooney’s hair or something? I mean, I didn’t read it, but it looked funny from what I can tell. It was something about his hair.

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