Strange but True?

“Strange But True?” was a British supernatural documentary television series, presented by Michael Aspel. The programme explored supernatural phenomena and unexplained mysteries and was essentially a rip-off of the American show “Unsolved Mysteries”, which is undeniably better in pretty much every conceivable way.

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Bachelor Party Massacre

I love breasts. What’s not to like, eh? You’ve got your chest wall, you’ve got your pectoralis muscles, your lobules, nipples, the areola, you’ve got the duct, fatty tissue and you’ve got the skin — haven’t you? Perfection, right guys? You know what I’m talking about. And when I watch an embarrassingly low-budget, evidently rushed horror film, I like to see at least a couple of breasts.

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Super Mario Bros. – Almost Unreal

As a huge fan of the Super Mario Bros. games, I was ecstatic to learn that they were releasing a film based on the franchise. Although, admittedly, even at a very young age, I struggled to imagine how somebody could base an entire feature-length film on a platform game in which a small plumber makes his way through stage after stage of essentially the same thing. Was there really going to be enough material to work with? How were they going to do it? Live action perhaps? Animation?

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