Oven Defecation

I thought I’d share a story that I heard the other day, but I should probably point out that, while it’s a true story, it’s not a nice one.

It’s the story of a shy, socially awkward 20-something, who attended a party and knew few people there. He was flustered and uncomfortable with his surroundings, and in a momentary laps of sanity, he did something foolish: he decided to express his displeasure by defecating in the oven, secretly, before leaving, undetected.

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